And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
where are you?
Hypothermia
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Randomize
