What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Randomize
