I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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