David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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