Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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