i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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