im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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