the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
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