Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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