Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
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