You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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