I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
