even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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