YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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