i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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