I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Randomize
