I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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