So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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