Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Congratulations! We have a period
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