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my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
So many bounce houses so little time
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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