I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
zippers are such a cool invention
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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