I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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