its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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