what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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