I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
Randomize
