What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
we're so committed to being not committed
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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