Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
At least make sure they are 18
Why
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
