Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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