Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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