I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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