Non-Jews are for practice
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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