its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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