super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I party with great urgency now.
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