Tell her she can't have a vagina
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
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