I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
