Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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