She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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