is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
