he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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