ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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