Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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