People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
God gave him joint rollers for hands
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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