Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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