Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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