im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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