a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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