thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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