man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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