I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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