Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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