I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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