oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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