she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
pray to the hookup gods
I am naked and annoyed.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Randomize
