i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
