Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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