i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Holy shit dude........stairs
How naked do you want me to be?
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